- "Welcome to You Don't Want This Prize, the show where the host wants to hurt you, quite badly, and with a hunger!" - Brash introducing her show.
Brash Butchly is a radio personality and the host of the quiz show You Don't Want This Prize. She's well-known for her brash, difficult nature.
Character[]
Appearance[]
Butchly is tall and a weird combination of buff and gangling. She has short, curly ginger hair, and blue eyes. She usually wears weird silk suits and hideous bowties while on the job.
Personality[]
She is dramatic, violent and extremely stubborn. Generally hyperactive and a little unhinged, she has a mean streak and an affinity for going overboard. She's also extremely vain and egocentric.
Skills and Abilities[]
She is very strong, with infamous chiropractor-bane hugs, and fairly agile. She also has a very devious mind, and a great head for trivia. She's also very persistent.
History[]
Butchly purposefully ensures that her past is unknown. She edits her own online profiles weekly with new, conflicting information, to make sure that her past remains a mystery. She is a fog of lies who walked into a radio station one day, pitched, and was suddenly on air.
Relationships[]
Max Celerator[]
- "Who let this ugly mug on the radio? I'm surprised you could get your big honkin' eyebrows through the door!"
Though they insult each other playfully, Celerator and Butchly are close friends and drinking partners, having become acquainted after a vehicle-related brawl. Brash will often allow Max to call her names, insult her looks and jab at her work, all crimes that, if committed by a contestant, would have devastating consequences.
SwagLord[]
- "You greasy ferret! You - you - counter-cleaning bar-brushing hilt-hoisting tavern trash! Get your oily noggin out of my studio!"
Because of a convergence in chaotic energies, SwagLord will often appear on Butchly's show, usually inside a prize box. Because a mysterious, powerful sword-wielding Quaartheinian is a remarkably good prize, this irritates Butchly to no end.
Trivia[]
- She wanted to call herself 'The Wolf', but that nickname was taken. She has repeatedly expressed an interest in having the mysterious serial killer on her show to 'battle for dominance', but has not, due to both Wolffe being hard to come by and her superiors vetoing the stupid decision.
- She is a distant relative of the Von Butch legacy. However, she is not considered a member of the mafia.
- It is unknown whether this is because she's only a distant relative, or whether she's wronged Joey in the past, which is very likely.